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ME2 - Shepard demotivational by Leyne ME2 - Shepard demotivational by Leyne
Please bear with my silliness. :P
Joker's robot dance is the most awesome thing since sliced bread.

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:iconkimahri-89:
Kimahri-89 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Well... joker can dance after all.
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:iconscrewinon:
screwinon Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
:iconjohnshepardplz::iconsaysplz: As your commanding officer, I ORDER you to teach me your dancing talents! :iconimseriousplz:
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:iconminty-nutmeg:
Minty-Nutmeg Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's funny cause it's SO true. XD
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:iconwannabuyabun:
wannabuyabun Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
But you can do the Shepard Shuffle
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yeah still awful even with a name.

):
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Nah, I'm sure that, someday, someone will understand the sheer genius of it. The time is just not ripe yet. :P
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:iconwannabuyabun:
wannabuyabun Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Ha true. I guess i can't really say anything, since Shepard's shuffle is far better than my own dancing skills.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Hehe. Yeah, it's actually much better than mine, too! :P
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:iconcrmeyer:
crMeyer Featured By Owner May 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
RoOFL Itz all those feeble bones on Joker. That boy can really twist when he wants
...
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
Hehe. :P
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:iconcrmeyer:
crMeyer Featured By Owner May 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
If they can spend billions of dollars to essentially 'rebuild' shephard, they can spend a couple mil to maybe augment Joker's legs so he can use them, you'd think. XD I'm just sayin' ... not that Joker needs them, as he's already a better dance, but still.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
You know, I don't know if anyone from BioWare ever confirmed or denied it, but I assumed Joker did get some kind of "upgrade" between ME1 and ME2. He does seem to be stronger and able to walk better in ME2.
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:iconcrmeyer:
crMeyer Featured By Owner May 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I was thinking robot legs with rockets for feet.. but you could be right.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
Hahahahaha. :D
You know, those could come in handy.
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DrFujika Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2011
when I see pictures like these I wish you could romance yourself in ME! argh! VanderShep looks so good!

ahem anyway!
one of the best demotivationals I've ever seen xD srsly, I can still laugh about it xDD
:icony-u-noplz::iconsaysplz:Shepard, Y U NO GOOD DANCER?!
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
Thanks a lot for your nice comment! :)
And yeah, he does look good. ^_^
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:iconbucklesinthesun:
BucklesInTheSun Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011
Really? Sheploo's face kinda screams 'underwear model' to me-- even before I knew that the actor who lent his face to Shep was in fact an underwear model. Not big on underwear models.

Great poster. :+fav:
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
I'm not a fan of models (or Vanderloo in particular) either, but I don't know, IMO his face is fitting for male Shepard (a couple of creepy expressions aside :D). Maybe it's because I'm used to that face on posters and trailers, or maybe it's because my very first Shep was a Sheploo (but that's a long story :D).

You know, a couple of months ago I walked past the window of a shop, and there was this huge panel with the close-up of a man. I went like, "Wait, that's Shep!" but when I went back to take a closer look I noticed the shop was a perfume shop and the face was just Vanderloo's. Oh, the disappointment. :D

Thanks!
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:iconbucklesinthesun:
BucklesInTheSun Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
Oh, I couldn't even make it through the character generator with the default face. I've never used defaults for either gender. The hero of all humanity can't look like an underwear model. It's just not right. :iconpantiesplz:
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
Hahaha. Yeah, you've got a point. :D
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:icondemonsaya:
demonsaya Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011
ROFLMAO!!! Poor Shep ;p
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011
Indeed. :D
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:iconalg1998:
alg1998 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
lol
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
:D Thanks for stopping by!
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spartan-3x13 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
My favorite moment is the joke bioware made of Shepard's shitty dancing. During Samara's loyalty mission you are given the option to dance with one of the asari that are dancing in Afterlife. If you choose the renegade option Shepard dances like a tool and scares the asari off.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
Yeah, that was one of the best scenes in the game, I watched it on YouTube. :rofl:
I want more crazy dancing in ME3! :D
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:iconseanfall:
Seanfall Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
HA HA!
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
Yeah. Poor Shep. :P
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:iconomilophile:
Omilophile Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010
That is hilarious.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
Thanks, glad you like it! :D
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:icondevilsadvocate222289:
devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
It's true...Shepard sucks at dancing :(
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010
Nobody's perfect. :P
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:icondevilsadvocate222289:
devilsadvocate222289 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
but it's shepard! You'd think with all of the improvements Cerberus gave him, you'd think they'd improve his dancing, no? XP
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
Oh, I hoped they would.
I was never so wrong. :P
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:iconadmiral-squee:
admiral-squee Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2010
Served by a cripple... POOR SHEPARD.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2010
Heh, Joker's got a certain style. Years of practice. :D
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:iconadmiral-squee:
admiral-squee Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2010
Those two extra years of practice he got during Shepard's dead-ness must have really paid off.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2010
Yeah, definitely. ^^
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:iconaelwen:
Aelwen Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010  Student General Artist
Agreed.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2010
:lol:
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:iconaelwen:
Aelwen Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2010  Student General Artist
Hehe, I love your quote: "Ah, yes, 'Reapers'..."
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2010
Hehe. We all love to hate the Turian Councilor. :P
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:iconmoonsword:
Moonsword Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Oh good god this gets you a sticker of amazingness!

I wonder if better dancing ability will be a DLC?
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2010
A sticker? For me? Wow! :D

Hm, maybe. But I doubt even BioWare can improve Shep's skills. :P
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:iconmalch:
malch Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
Joker's robot dance?

Don't you mean Legion?

(or have I missed an easter egg somewhere)
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
No, no, I mean Joker ^^.
Right at the start of Legion's loyalty mission there's a cutscene in which Joker does the robot to make fun of him :).
Here's the link: [link]
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:iconmalch:
malch Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
Oh yeeeeah. Sorry, I haven't played since I finished it in March.

lol Joker's the man. I hope he gets a bigger part in ME3.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
:) No problem!

You said it. In my opinion he's one of the best ME characters, and Seth Green was the perfect choice for him.
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:iconmalch:
malch Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
Truer truth has never been spoken.
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:iconleyne:
Leyne Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
:D
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